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Merry Late Johnny Christ-mas!

Boy, is this late. Apologies for that. I was swamped with work and just, other shit so I had like, zero time to make a post! So here are some Piening Christmas pictures!

I got my A7X coffee mug! I'm so happy. Tea tastes even better than normal from this here mug! It was labeled, "To: Gretchen From: Zacky V." He's so thoughtful.

Got myself some badass footy pajamas!

And this is the My Therapy Buddy! Here's a video about it and all it's glory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYYRr6DOSo

And lastly, just today I had such a lovely morning. Woke up, took my good old time and walked to a little coffee shop in Glenside and then marched on over to the knitting store and picked up this beautiful pink into black yarn that I was going to fashion into a hat for.......................................................................................................................................................

Matt Tuck.

Lol. Jk.

It's for you!

Sorry this post is late and kind of messed up looking, I'll post more later. Enjoy Paris!!

Love & therapy,

Gretchen Fuego Garcia ♥

Joyeux Noël !

Or as Gabe would so beautifully say, "Feliz Navidad ! FUEGOOOOO!"
Well, MERRY CHRISTMAS GRETCHEN !!
It's so weird that it's actually finally Christmas. My first foreign one! So let's see. All I did yesterday on Christmas Eve was shop for food... and then cook it. First we had our catalog cake, which was sour cherry sorbet on the outside with vanilla ice cream and lil sesame seeds on the inside, with a little sesame/vanilla biscuit on the bottom with some cherry stuff on it. So tasteeee! Like Tim!
Then we baked and made a bunch of appetizers and salads and stuff.
                                                                                       Dat's me sittin' wit our appetizers n shyt. 

We only started eating at like 10 PM... woops... so didn't even eat the main course !! Oh well, we decided to just have that today LOL. So I'll tell you about that when it happens.

Dat's us over derrrr, about to get SHWASTEDDDD! jk, I had pineapple Monster LOL. They all had champagne. 

Then we pretty much just opened our presents... YAYAYYAYAYYYY! My sister's fiance, Daniel, got me this really cute black bag and four Radiohead albums, cuz he loves them and so do I. Then my sister got me Miss Dior Blooming Bouquet, which made me the HAPPIEST person on the PLANET. I have been fiending for that perfume since June, when I first saw it in Paris. I unwrapped dat shyt and wuz like:

Well, actually like dis:

I wuz one happy camper, lemme tell ya. I also got some gourmet chocolate from my sister, lol so deliciuzzzzz !! Anyway, that was my Christmas Eve ! And now, I would like to take the time to show you how damn cute my sister and her fiance are. I WANT TO BE THEM WHEN I GROW UP!

I would also like to take this time to direct your attention to the fact that he HAS A POCKET WATCH AHAHAHHA. He actually pulled it out once to check the time. And now that I have your attention, I would also like to say that MY SISTER GOT A RING FOR CHRISTMAS. He lykd it. So he put a rang on it.

  Ugh. No freakin words. SO ADORABLE.

So I hope we get to skype today, and tell your whole family, including Bella and Baby Syn and Real Syn, I SAID MERRY CHRISTMAS !! :D

Love, Rings, and Christmas Dinners,

Alice Nicolle Sullivan.

'Tis the PIG

After I settled into beginning my winter break after a Dunkin Donuts iced tea and a nice walk, my mom and I decorated gingerbread men!

The Bullet gingerbread man is supposed to be Moose. See it's wonky smile and crooked leg?

It kind of looks like they're wearing purple diapers...

This is my personal favorite. It's supposed to be a screaming Asian with nipples.

Da fux it wrong with me.

Some bitch be decorating ginger.

Eatin' dat A7X man.

And now. Clearly, the only reason you actually wanted to eat this post. THE PIG THAT CURRENTLY RESIDES IN JOHANNA'S HOUSE!!!

FINNEGAN THE PIG! HE HAS A PIG TOY. SOO ADORABLE.

He walks around and makes silly noises. And if you pick him up guess what he does?!

PIG SQUEALSSSSSS.

WEEEEWEEEEEEEWEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. WINDS OF PLAGUE.

Anyway, this post probably made it seem like I am absolutely on CRACK. Hopefully we can Skype soon! Talk to you soon.

Love & Moose,

Gretchen

What A Relief!

First and foremore. That Zacky thing. HILARIOUS. You have to take a look at these pictures taken of Avenged a week or so ago. I'm in love with Syn's hair naturally. No hedgehoghead. Just Brian. :) So tite. They all look so nice! https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.311465518874426.71963.255294751158170&type=3

Yes. I am FINALLY out of school. Today was perhaps the longest school day of my life. I had double physics and Palmer made us take notes. Like, da fux, Palm!? Leah and I shot out ping-pong ball launcher today as well. We got 10 points extra credit. awwww yeeeeah.

Oh, so sorry I don't have any pictures yet. But I'm going to make another post tonight. Johanna's at work now and when she gets back I was going to her house to meet the pig that her family is "pig-sitting" for like, a month. I'm so excited to meet a frickin' pig! I'm obviously going to take pictures. So expect pig-tures. AAHAHA I crack myself up.

For now, here's a picture to sum up my feelings towards Ryan Clark♥

Love & LifeWar,

Gretchen Cl♥rk

Zacky Can't Hide Da Phat :(

Day 2 in Paris!

you can tell by our faces... too much walkin' in Paris LOL

So today I slept until one in the afternoon and then immediately had lunch. We made butternut squash soup, mmmmm. Then we took a walk down to the Notre Dame, but we had to leave pretty quickly cuz it was about 2 rain. On the way back, we stopped at this little bakery and got some sweets. I got "cheesecake", aka the farthest thing from cheesecake a French person could possibly create LOL... probably because French people don't use/have cream cheese. But it was still good! When we were walking back to the house, my mom sang this song for about ten minutes: "Bu-bu-bu-bubbles. Silky bubbles! I'm gonna scrub, scrub, scrub, in my tub, tub, tub. It's my bath time!" Don't even ask. I have no idea what she was smoking. Now we're making dinner :) It's some French dish where you bake potatoes, then melt this special cheese on this grill and pour it all over dem taters!! It's called Raclette. I'll let you know how it turns out! Nothing super exciting besides that. Sooo YOU'RE FINALLY DONE SCHOOL FOR BREAK!! That must be the biggest relief. I hope everything's going great! :)
p.s. my sister saw A7X on my background on Chrome when i opened a new tab, and i showed her what he looks like now and she goes "He got a little fat!" AHHAHAHAhAHAH omg, poor Zacky!!

HOLY CRAP TIM

WAIT,
p.s. can we just take a second to look over at tim? (pause to look at Tim's Aquatic Wonderland)
SOOO SKINNY WHO IS THATTTTTT.
and just for comparison:

beast. man.