Johnny Christ. Tim. Ballz.

Wait. I just remembered something. Remember those pictures we took when Johanna and I slept over that one time? And the immense amount of retard faces we made?? OH MY GOD LOLOLOL. I can't remember what we called half of them, but that's okay. 

Which in turn makes me think.... I miss you !! :((( Which is saying a lot, because I only miss like... two or three people! Yeah, I'm otherwise pretty content here in Europe haha. If I could just bring y'all over here to Paris, I would be BIG GOOD TITE.

So. When I get back. Zoo. Sleepover. Sushi date. Baking tasty stuff. Orangina. AILD and A7X DVDs. Funny pictures cuz we're models. Painting nails. Face masks. Demon Hunter. Steven Valera. Pizza. Tea. I'll just leave it at that. 

Now about my Parisian activities! A couple days ago I went out for sushi at this great Japanese restaurant, and it was so yummy! Gawd, I love Japanese food. And orangina. teehee. 

And yesterday my sister and I went to Picard to get food. Picard is a store that sells only frozen goods, and it has some really awesome stuff! Too bad my sister has no freezer... French people are weird. Then I walked around Paris with my sister and her fiance for over an hour. We went to Ile Saint-Louis, which is an island in the Seine River next to Notre Dame. We got ice cream at Le Flore en L'Ile, which is apparently the best ice cream in Paris. It better be, considering my ice cream alone was 13 euros.... so 20 bucks. It was definitely worth it though!

It's so beautiful in Paris, I love walking around! 

Now, as a closure, CATS!

Love and French Cats,

Alice.

P.S. I hope my wedding is a beautiful as Phil's, with a partner that is infinitely better than Shadz's.

Just Real Quick;

ME DRINKIN ORANGINA
IN A JAPANESE RESTAURANT LOLZ

Oooooh, Jesus.

That's SO funny that you mentioned those Jesus things! I was looking at a ton of them a day or two ago at like, 3 in the morning.

But, my newest addiction, and I think I'm catching on to this pretty late, is StumbleUpon! I found all these amazing things, including the site, Wedding Gawker! Yeah, I know. I'm crazy. And I have a thing for weddings. I don't know what it is about weddings but I just adore them. The dresses, the food, everyone is so happy at them? I can't tell you! But I dream of having the most beautiful wedding someday! On the beach. I love Phil's wedding. Lol. No lie. It was SO beautiful. I found some pictures from it and it was stunning! His wife looked so amazing and I can't believe she settled for HOLE. Hehe. Jk he nice.

Shads also had a pretty beautiful wedding. Too bad he married a brat. Hehehe. No puns.

Kind of looks like they're holding feather dusters... that's Val's twin, Michelle, Syn's bitch. :)

I can't wait to marry Black Tide. All of them.

Love & feather dusters,

Gretchen



Internet in France is Gay.

Woah, hello blog! Sorry I've been kinda late on updating, the internet on this laptop kinda comes and goes in Paris....

That Etsy stuff was.... RETARDED. Let's buy it all. Anyway, I LOVE Insanity Wolf! It's probably bad to say that, but they are hilarious. 

As for what I have been doing, a couple of days ago I went to a Tibetan Buddhist temple! They were having a celebration for the anniversary of the Dalai Lama's birthday. They had such tasty vegan food, and chai! I went inside the temple and it was so pretty and peaceful. Then I bought a little Buddha at the meditation center.

 Yesterday, I didn't do too much. No 4th of July barbecue for meeee! I went around searching for pure acetone so I could take of my fake nails. What. A. Hassle. I only got the nails off of one hand so far, and it took like an hour....

Then my sister and I had drinks with a friend of hers who was in Paris for the day. Virgin Pina Colada, yummmm!

I hope Rita's wasn't too bad, and I hope you saw at least 3 or 4 fireworks! Lolz.

Speaking of lolz, time for some Jesus Lolz! (I spent every period last year that we were on the computers in school looking these up)

Etsy fun

Since I really don't have anything to do right now, I'll send you some of the funniest/weirdest crap I can find from Etsy.com! I got my wonderful AILD leggins from there.

Corey Taylor would look nice in this. Pencil skirt to accentuate his thick neck!

This is just disgusting... and why wild animal fabric?

This just makes me wonder why is says, "OH THAT"

This is just something from my darkest nightmares

This is just too ugly for words

They have one for each member. This is just hilarious because his hair look like skin graphs on his head. And because it's Johnny Christ!!

Happy 4th of July!!

So it's the 4th of July. Like that matters in France. Here are some truly American images.

Joshua♥

Sex face.

But, I have to work at night, tonight. I hear we can sometimes see a firework or two from the window at Rita's. EFFF DATTTT. I want to hang out with friends and not work like a slave. And we don't get holiday pay or anything! A lot of companies pay time and a half or even double but NOOOOO not Rita's. Not cool at all. And I got a 10 cent raise this year. Ugh. Stupid shits. Did I mention I love my job?? XD Lol. I laugh at dat statement.

Oh, that Orangina commercial is HILARIOUS! I had no idea how big of a hit it was in France. I just thought no one around here knew about it. Good stuff, isn't it?

And with all this extra summer time I have I've been addicted to internet memes. I had orginally thought Advice Dog was the best until I found Insanity Wolf! So funny. Here are some of my favorites.

This one reminds me of Mr. Hardin and M. Shadows at the same time.

And here are Zacky's parents...

His dad. Hot.

Love & America,

Gretchen





Titanic.

Hello friend! I'm very sorry to hear about your allergies D: However, you mentioning Orangina MADE. ME. DIE. In France there are commercials for it everywhere xD Plus it's served in nearly every restaurant.

These are the kind of weird, crazy Orangina commercials they have here in France...

Anyway, as for updates, there isn't much to report on. Yesterday I went to Galeries Lafayette and looked at maybe.... ten thousand pairs of shoes. Holy. Crap. I felt like a Lambesis Princess. I have literally never seen so many pairs of shoes in my WHOLE LIFE. We also looked at makeup and perfume, yay!

And for dinner I had my first taste of French pizza! It was crazy weird, and crazy good! 

One had onions, mushrooms, artichoke, peppers, and capers, then the other one had mozzarella, gorgonzola, goat cheese, and crème fraîche. Soo tasty. 

mmmmm, blacks!

You should hang this up outside of your house.

Biruk got lucky. He does not have a traditional African name...

Anyway, I'm done posting about black people and slaves!

Love and Biruk,

Alice.