Oopsiez.

Sorry dat I didn't post for a while! Yesterday I worked late and fell alseep early, and today I went to Peddler's Village with my mom and my allergies were bad and so I fell alseep when I got home. Dayum. Rough day. Anyway, we had a really good time and all I got was a ring for $4.23. It's really cute, though! Now I'm almost finished drinking a 33.8 FL OZ bottle of Orangina! Ever had that stuff? So. Big. Good. But unfortunately I still feel pretty crappy. Tissue box by my side, snifflin' and shiz. Not terribly fun. I certainly hope you're having a better time right now than myself!

Here's a picture of Arin Ilejay (currently drumming for Avenged) after he ate something he was allergic to. I don't think I feel that bad, but this is the best picture I have to sum it up.

I was just creepin' on Meet The Lambo's and found this.

Apparently that is a Sarah Palin magnet. What do they give this kid to play with!?

So... yeah. Sorry for my update, or lack there of. Pretty uneventful. Maybe something great will happen tomorrow. LOL JK, doubtful. I'm working. I just want these dang sniffles gone. Alright, for now, adios!

Love & tissues,

-Gretchen



Eminem.

Oh haiiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm listening to Mr. Marshall Mathers right now. I'm a big fan. Anyway, late update, cuz I came home at one in da mornin last night lolz.
Anywho, I really like that color of nail polish! I haven't ever used anything like that.

So let's see. Yesterday was pretty hot. Again. Ew. But I went to go see the Galeries Lafayette yesterday! It's this huuuuuge building full of stores that I could never dream to afford anything from. Ex: Hermès, Chanel, Dior, etc. Buuut, I did try on some lovely Chanel shoes! Too bad they were 400 Euros. ON SALE. WTFFFF. Apparently, according to my sister's fiance, who took me, a bunch of rich Middle Eastern ladies come there and literally spend all day shopping. Loserz! 

This is the center of the Galeries Lafayette.... I know... crazy!

This is the dome at the top. It is SO beautiful.

I also saw the Opera house. It was stunning. Didn't get any pictures... too many peepz.

After that, my sister joined us and we went to go see Blue Valentine. I thought it was great; I recommend it! Sad, but very realistic. After we got out of the movie theater... started rainin' all up in dis bitch! Aaaand we went to dinner. Though it took forever for us to get seated (French people will sit in a restaurant for HOURS), it was worth it because the food was delicious! I got this thing which was a big piece of bread topped with tomato sauce, zucchinis, mozzarella, and pesto. YUM.

Not a cocktail.. just soda water wit grenadine lolz.

 Afterwards, we sprinted to the metro and went to Montmartre, where it stopped raining.. Literally translated, Mountain of the Martyrs. Cuz dey are all buried up in dat place. It took about 489725 flights of stairs to get up there, but definitely worth it! Then some black guy selling some light up toy starting yelling at me in Russian. I. DIED. LOLOLOL. Nothing he said made much sense. On the way back down from Montmartre was such a cute town. Sooo European and pretty! Anyway, from there, we made our way back home.

I think that's all the interesting stuff that happened!

I hope Gabe takes some time away from hanging out with Max Green to see his friends with eyebrows (lyk u).

Soda & Eyebrowz,

Alice.

Ewwwwwwwww why is my last post all white and weird!?!?!!? I do not like that.

French bread; American fries

Boy, I love baguettes, I can't imagine how incredible they would be straight from France! And I thought the ones from Whole Foods were good... :\

Earlier today Johanna and I hung out. (You're probably starting to see a pattern here) We went to lunch at Baja Fresh, American Spanish food, I bet Gabe's mom could cook a mean Spanish meal! Then I finally purchased a nailpolish I've been longing for, for such a long time. 'For Audrey' by China Glaze.

I'm SO obsessed with this color. It's on my fingers and my toes, now!

So after our little lunch and shopping expedition we came back to my house and realized that we wanted to go to the pool, since it was opened. What a mistake. We jumped in. Got cold. And were gone in 20 minutes. Eff dat. Later we went over to Jack Frost, were Johanna worked for like... 2 days, and got some milkshakes. They were so damn tasty! And split from fries.
My new obsessed is this YouTube channel. The Greatest Freakouts Ever! This is the first video and still is the best video. It makes me laugh so hard that I cry. Just watch what this kid does with the remote. XD

Genius.

Alright, well The Sims seem to be calling my name. I need to tend to my family of myself and Gabe. Dream. Come. True. He's all buff and I'm hot! Totes like real lifeee♥ Enjoy the freakout and have a great dayy!

Love & remotes,
Gretchen



Orange katz.

Me and Orange Kat say hello!

This kitty belongs to an old lady in the apartment complex, and he was just strollin' around the courtyard when I came out (of the closet)! SO obvs, I had to take a picture with him. What a cutie! Otherwise, it was too hot to go out. 100 degrees today! This is totally unusual for Paris. My sister and I went to look for some French classes (they were full >:( ) and then we bought ice cream and made samosas LOL. Delishhh!

Let's see, there was also yesterday, which was totally fun. My sister and I went to the French market! We got fresh fruits (figs the size of apples) and vegetables, freshly baked bread (baguette, of course), and fresh cheese! The fish-man kept trying to sell me fish, and I was like uh. non, merci xD and he was like, I'll even cook it for you! Eventually my sister and I left, and the man was talking about how us women were breaking his heart xDD oh, French men. At least he's not like the drunk ones, who try to hug you.

Later we took a walk to this lawn thing, where people come with their families or just to lay out and tan.

Here's a picture of da French lawn!

We were there for a few hours, then got dressed all cute and went to Champs Elysee to meet up wit da sisterz fiance. It's this huuuge main street leading up to the Arc de Triomphe, and there are all these rich Middle Eastern tourists there xD Plus stores like Louis Vuitton and Cartier that I could never think to afford. 

We walked around, visited the Arc de Triomphe, and then saw "The Very Bad Trip 2" (said in a French accent). Which is the translation for... THE HANGOVER HAHAHHHAHA. French people are so funny. 

Well, that's about it! As for the makeup, I really like it! And it looks like the party was fun, that picture made me CRACK UP.

My sister has no pets, just me :(

Anyway, I hope Stella and you enjoy da orange cat (who is apparently named Caramel, awwww)!

Baguettes and Cat Fur,

Alice.

Pertyin'

Sorry I didn't update in a while! Yesterday I was at Jill & Liv D.'s birthday party! We had such a great time. The last of us up didn't fall alseep until after 6 AM. Hardcore partyin' right there. So today didn't even feel like a real day to me. Whatever that means. I fell asleep nearly 100 times and still don't feel normal. The follow is perhaps my favorite picture of the night, the caption is, "Reaction to finding out your wife is pregnant."

Most attention should be payed to Liv.

I love her.

I wish I had more exciting news for you. ...but I don't. Well, here are some other pictures!

Obviously I'm really into makeup but lately I've been REALLY into it, trying new things out and all. I used a few Kat Von D colors as well as a pink from a brand called Hard Candy.

 Mascara got a little clumpy. Otherwise, I like!

Stella says, "Hi!"

D'awwwwwww she's so pritttttttyyyy.

Does your sissy have any pets? Lizard? Cat? Dragon? Elf? Slave?

Love & elves,

-Gretchen



I Luv Perverts

HHAHAHAHAHHAHA. omg. his boots were made for walkin'! that's possibly the funniest thing that I have ever seen. How do they know our lives so well?
As for your Daily Booth... holy. crap. Sooo funny! I got the biggest kick out of Ray Charles. And for bald men (not joe). I actually creeped on Steven Valera's Daily Booth as well..... LMFAO. It made all of yours so much funnier because I actually understood the captions. Why is he so goddamn weird? NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIS LIFE.

tehehehhe. he looks constipated. gotta poop.

Now let's see what I did today. I woke up around 12. Then had sum french cereal and a white peach! So tite.   

My sister and I decided to go for a run today, and the weather was peeeerfeeeect. We ran around the Bastille and then through like some gardens and "la promenade". We stopped around some lawn that was really cute, because it was so pretty. And there were a lot of people with their kids. Cute French kids! Plus some tanning old ladies... in their bathing suits... EWH. Apparently there isn't too much sun in France, so when their is, everyone lays out and tans?

After that I pretty much just napped, had yogurt with granola for lunch and then went out for the night! 

Today there was a Gay Pride thing around the Bastille, and it was so funny. I have never seen so many gay people in my LIFE. and lezzies. They were all super friendly and sang to me xDD Probably because 90% of the people there were drunk.... and a little rowdy! There were ambulences all over da place, and broken glass and stuff. French. People. Are. Crazy. When we were making our way to the metro, these guys were apparently saying some pretty nasty stuff. They were these three drunk guys, and pretty much the only thing I understood is that they were saying "blonde girl" and "Can I have sex?" LMAO. Finally sister and I met up with her fiance, and we got food at this lil Japanese restaurant. I got cucumber avocado rolls, miso soup, rice, and this like.... fried cheese? It was cheese on a stick fried in rice flakes. It was actually delicious. We took the food to this very pretty park and had a picnic. There was a little lake there with boats and everything :D 

  Now for some exclusive pics that will never be shown to the general public!