Just a Lil Extra

Okay, just saying, I have NO friggin idea what time it is. My body is so confused. Apparently it's 8 AM in America? and 2 PM here? it says 14:31 on the stove.... at first i was like wut. WHAT IS GOING ON.
Plus blogspot and like every other website is in French. I AM AN AMERICAN, DAMMIT.

He's not. He's an Austrian Death Machine.